𝔻𝕒𝕟 - Suffering: Average🧔🏻🍻🐦‍⬛: Bishop: Brother Mark, have you finshed the entombment of the remains of our Beloved Saints, who are people we have deem essentional demi-gods? Brother Mark: Oh yes, your excellency. i made them fucked and omnious just like you asked for. Bishop: hell yeah. our religion is terrifying

Bishop: Brother Mark, have you finshed the entombment of the remains of our Beloved Saints, who are people we have deem essentional demi-gods? Brother Mark: Oh yes, your excellency. i made them fucked and omnious just like you asked for. Bishop: hell yeah. our religion is terrifying

Catholicism intrinsically has more interesting vibes for classical horror than most Protestant sects

Apparently St Nicholas’ bones were said to secrete “mana” which performed miracles of healing before they were stolen then lost.

Oh, so that's where 40k got it

I always knew that the “saints’“ bones were random ass bones, but when I learned about catacomb saints my mind was blown. “They must have been martyred saints, they are in the catacombs!”

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