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the discourse tells me that CFB being 47 days away isnt soon enough

holy shit, the president got listen a series of media big wigs calling for him to step down and he literally when David Axelrod got listed he went "Ohhhh your kidding?"

Biden is on minute 20 of calling into Morning Joe rn, we are beyond back.

Today show's segment on 24 race described Joe Biden as "defiant" we might be so fucking back.

*puts on Heathcliff styled helmet labeled SICKO* Im all the way back in on Gladiator II.

The President should lead his upcoming press conference with this monologue sparing a few word changes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ3o...

NYT/Chicken-shit donors: but sir im a scared Joe Biden: www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5-i...

Herm Edwards You Play To Winwww.youtube.com Herm Edwards - You Play to Win the Game

Mike Gundy's 'I'm a man, I'm 40' rant at Oklahoma State [FULL] | ESPN Archiveswww.youtube.com Back in 2007, Oklahoma State's head football coach Mike Gundy went on an epic rant during his press conference in defense of quarterback Bobby Reid, who was ...

NYT/Chicken-shit donors: but sir im a scared Joe Biden: www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5-i...

Our Media Dweebs/Politcal Poaster betters lack the stones and the moral backbone of your Median American Football Enjoyer. theyd get destroyed by a random Houston Texans fan.

Herm Edwards You Play To Winwww.youtube.com Herm Edwards - You Play to Win the Game

It is December 27th, 2023. The Kansas City Chiefs are 9-6. they have just lost in a stinker to the bottom feeder Vegas Raiders. thier offense is described as "anemic" and "rudderless" We are there.

this is losing game 1 of the Conference Semis and *immediately* demanding Adam Silver restructure the seeding process.

Never seen a major news publication go "oh lil ol me? but im just a smol bean. you wouldnt punch a guy with glasses also its my birthday." before.

NY Times: You thought this election might be about an unprecedented convicted criminal running to overthrow Constitutional democracy? You think you decide the narrative? Oh no. That’s our turf. And we say the most important thing in the election—nay, the world—is Joe Biden’s age.

Today show's segment on 24 race described Joe Biden as "defiant" we might be so fucking back.

we give them plenty of justified shit, but sometimes you just gotta go "ah, The French."

Man's never disappoints www.politico.eu/article/magn...

this is losing game 1 of the Conference Semis and *immediately* demanding Adam Silver restructure the seeding process.

Dem weirdos dreaming up tournament-style solutions to Joe Biden being the nominee and Catturd-grade reactionary types crying about cheating in the French election have one crucial thing in common, which is that they transparently lack the emotional maturity and patience required to be sports fans.

this movie completely goes off the rails (complementary) at like an hour in

The Beekeeper (2024) is kinda a mess of a john wick knock-off while also preparing the feeble body politik for a Metal Gear Solid adaptation which is good.

All. According. To. Le. Plan.

*MACRON'S GROUP PROJECTED TO WIN MORE SEATS THAN FAR RIGHT *LEFT ALLIANCE SET FOR 170-215 SEATS IN FRENCH VOTE: ESTIMATES *LE PEN'S GROUP SET FOR 110-158 SEATS IN FRENCH VOTE: ESTIMATES *FRENCH LEFT SET FOR SHOCK ELECTION VICTORY, PROJECTIONS SHOW

that time again

1989 Kurt Russell vehicle adaptation title: DIRT NAP

book

John Byrne shows that comic writers do live in a land of contrasts. like Bad (everything with Supergirl) and Good (Clark straight up merking the Kryptonian Convicts)

at this point, i'm going need a brewery to title a 8.5 Triple IPA: Don't Talk To Your Father Until He's Had His Brain Medicine

beer industry stop, www.aslinbeer.com/home?pgid=ks...

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This is Biden Big Timing you by the way, supposed political reporter.

i will 1000% bet that Benito threw out a "chill dude, youre scaring the hoes" aside while his various summits with nazi high command

Mussolini's fascist Italy was horrible, secret police, crushing dissent/civil liberties and such. but of the axis, it had the most "just guys being dudes" energy of regimes

when i'm setting the record straight and disavowing a political org that's aligned with me, it's important to: 1) claim you've never heard of it 2) immediately say you are against *some* parts (don't say which) 3) wish them the best

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🚨 BREAKING: Murder-Suicideshire, England goes labour. MP Whitey Longsure losses by 845%. the seat has been tory since the vikings were driven from these shores by william the conqueror.

living the Independence Day Dream* *engorged of pork and beer; explaining to my dumbfuck uncle about how welfare works, how you would a child.

Holy shit that’s an ass-whipping

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me, biting into 3rd brat; 5 beers deep: hot damn. we do that?

i regret to inform the public that Charlie Brown is a Boy of Truth, a Boy of Honor.

The NYT editorial everyone’s talking about today

the whole ‘actually, killing the villain makes us just as bad as him’ trope had done incomprehensible damage to society and i’m not kidding