he/him | πmdni | π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ gay & trans | adam driver, pedro pascal, etc | fanfic writer and normal dilf enjoyer | maurenzo ceo π
Working on a theory that both King Charles and Princess Kate are dead. And so are Prince William, Harry, Andrew etc, all from the same incident. I call this the βKing Ralph Theoryβ
The thing about Joe Biden is that he gave billions of dollars in aid and weapons to Israel with open permission to use them to kill Palestinian civilians (and which Israel immediately did)
how do I even pick a favorite berry. Strawberries are That Girl. Blackberries have such cunt tang and texture. Blueberries you can shove in your mouth by the handful. Raspberries give me nostalgia for when we lived in the country and had them growing out back. And thatβs not even all the berries!
i need a therapist but i don't need her to like. fix anything. i just need to talk to someone twice a month and tell her all the fucked up shit i saw at work and have her say "that's fucked up but you're being so brave and beautiful about it"
i'm re-listening to beck & woods interviews about '65' and they were asked about things they wished they had been able to keep in the film. they mentioned set pieces and sequences that are precursors on the spaceship with mills.
so anyway
βUghh, Glug-glugβ¦β (ππ¦ππ¦ππ¦)
βwhat?β
βoh just looking at a picture of Adam [driver]β
βWhat, does he look like a fish?β
β¦β¦ πππ
new Maurenzo (Maurizio/Enzo) fic!
When Enzo catches one of his new employees sleeping on the job, he decides to take matters into his own hands.
π«noncon, underage, somno, age gap, boss/employeeπ«
(cover art by @macksayev.bsky.social )
Link: archiveofourown.org/works/50919670