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Good morning, Finland! My last full day here, and we have gone to see the new church, which is a mere 200 years old.
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This statue is carrying the jawbone of a pike, which is significant in Finnish mythology. A great sage made the zither from the jawbone of a pike that was hundreds of kilometers long and fed half the country.
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It would help if I posted the photo!
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This led to a discussion of singing. “In Finnish,” our guide says, “it does not matter if you sing badly so long as you sing loud.” I may have been separated from this country at birth.
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Moved on to a discussion of reindeer. Reindeer is expensive, so usually eaten once or twice a year. There is apparently a saying among the Sami, reindeer are sold, the reindeer hybrids are eaten. (I’m not clear on what they hybridize with. Wild deer, which I think means what we call caribou?)
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It’s raining heavily. I asked one of my guides what the equivalent of “raining cats and dogs.” She coughed, looked around for children, and said, “It’s raining like it’s coming from Esteri’s…behind.” Esteri, I am told, is just a name, possibly like Bob in “Bob’s your uncle.”
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“I really like Jackalope Wives,” my guide says. “It was the best story I read that year. And I do not give compliments easily. I am a Finn.”
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We have ordered traditional Finnish kebab.
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I have been defeated after barely scarring the kebab’s surface. I may need a blanket and a nap.
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Eeee! Finncon has given me a Moomin collection of my very own!
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I watched a puppet theatre (?) show of the Moomins on TV when I was a little kid, and I was so scared of the Sad Platypus (forgot her actual name, she's on this cover in the background).
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She's the Groke! "Mörkö" in Finnish.
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The Groke? Who freezes everything she touches? She is suuuper scary (at least until the next-to-last book when she becomes a little bit sympathetic)
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About the jacket: "If you haven't forgotten anything, you have probably forgotten something." 😀
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Also: your hotel (GLO Hotel Airport) is indeed the one that is literally inside the airport premises.
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Volume 1 of 10 or so, IIRC (I got volumes 1-2 last year). But it's strong right out of the gate.
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Take your like and get out.
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This pun was norway to start my day.
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Lett it known I am Skandilized by all of this :-|
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Your body thanks you. And says, “whew.”
Was there rice underneath, or was it kebab all the way down?!?
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Rice underneath. Kevin got one with fries.
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It looks like what my people would call a Halal Snack Pack.
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Are there fries hidden under there? Cause it reminds me a bit of a Kapsalon. :D
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Rice, but you can get it with fries!
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So very Finnish! ...I mean, made by people who immigrated to Finland.
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I wonder if the Finnish variant's got garlic sauce...
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TIL what carne asada fries look like in Finland. That is a formidable box of calories.
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(grasps numb arm; skeets) THAT LOOKS AWESOME🤣 (then dials 911❤️💀)
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That....is a very hearty kebab.
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If it's anything like the Norwegian style, that's garlic sauce and there's mostly fries underneath.
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This seems like not so much a meat kebab as a sheet. o_o Is it. Is it just meat all the way down? Or is there other stuff in there?
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I lived in Finland for two years for work. Your guide is telling the truth.
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Did they get unstoppably energetic during summer then too?!
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Yes. They're also unsurpassed at cleaning up after public holidays. And the trams in Helsinki are always on time, even when the whole city is buried under snow.
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Good on you and your translator. (If the guide read it in English, then the guide was a translator.)
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This person is thoroughly committed to the bit and I love them
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Bob isn't just a name, tho! It's from a nepotism political assignment where British PM Robert SomebodyOrOther sent his nephew to Ireland to be Overlord SomethingOrOther that he wasn't qualified for & now things are as easy as "Bob's your uncle." O.O (I'm full of annoying info for you this morning.)
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Robert Peel. Also set up the Metropolitan Police (the police force for London) which is why they're nicknamed 'bobbies' or less commonly 'peelers'.
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Oops, wrong on the Bob's your uncle bit, that was Robert Gascoyne-Cecil.
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And also is the namesake for a Montreal chain of terrible pubs.
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