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wow the greatest living baseball player is now bartolo colon Hold on a sec, latest reports are that Chomsky is still alive “No-am hitter” Chomsky, the greatest Jewish pitcher since Sandy Koufax. I see no possible counterargument to this His home run was so funny an all-time great baseball moment If I saw that in person I'd have lost my shit I’ve never laughed harder at a baseball highlight, truly a moment of joy for baseball fans worldwide IIRC, the whole team went into the tunnel so Bartolo returned to an empty dugout.
What a bunch of scamps! Sometimes when me and my partner are sad we'll pull up that video to cheer each other up the only real Mets Grimace Bobby Bonilla though, for reasons. Johnny Bench is still alive. He could hold a quarter of Bartolo Colon's gut in one hand. Every MLB fanbase should have gotten that guy on the roster for a season. Colon is just the *oldest* living baseball player. You know, I'm a Brewers fan so by this logic they ought to retire Prince Fielder's number immediately. I’d vote for Pedro Martinez, personally. Tied for first with Floyd Rayford. He still plays for some professional team on Karachi it's nice to be acknowledged I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS GODDAMN Rod Beck ERASURE !!! It’s true but too soon dammit!! 
