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acronyms are hard

feels good man

george costanza ass milk

Beach for a week. Time to see how much I can log off.

Too bad the media isn’t be nearly as interested in a corrupt Supreme Court and encroaching right-wing theocracy as they are with Biden’s debate

Wow. Can’t believe I made it that far. I feel icky.

Wait, did Trump just say he talked to Putin about the invasion of Ukraine?

This is bad…

i don’t think we’re fully prepared for what is about to happen

i pet a dog today

wait, starter *pack*? what did i get?

can’t be gru, can’t be goofy this sucks.

the dom shortage is fake

Supreme Court rules 6-3 it’s free speech to hire a hitman as long as you pay him after the murder

i believe that joe biden is a brain dead idiot. i also believe that there are secret drugs that the government gives him approximately twice a year that allow him to embarrass republicans on national tv. but never more than that, because that would be crazy

Today’s find. So many cheap rings on this beach. Still kinda cool though.

nice morning for some metal detecting. almost paid for my cup of coffee!

the funniest thing about bluesky is that the ceo posts like once a week

feels like a whiskey and cheez-its for dinner night. again.

nice morning for some metal detecting. almost paid for my cup of coffee!

rachael ray switched from making human food to dog food so gradually i didn’t even notice

wine dog

Watching that show on AppleTV about the guy in Chicago who everyone thinks is someone he’s not and has a wife who works in an art gallery. No, not that one, the other one.

windshield wipers were invented by a woman so of course elon had to fuck that up

"Had to sit in a Dunkin Donuts for 3.5 hours and call Tesla roadside assistance because I couldn’t see" one user recalled after it started heavily raining. "They took it to the [service center] and said it would be a few weeks before the wiper motor could be replaced" futurism.com/the-byte/tes...

Tesla Cancels Cybertruck Deliveries After Their Gigantic Windshield Wipers Start Failingfuturism.com Tesla has canceled several Cybertruck deliveries, with users citing a safety issue affecting the pickup's gigantic windshield wiper.

bought a really dumb clock

if you see this, post a picture you took at sunset

the breakfast club came out in 1985, 39 years ago. so if the same movie came out today it would take place in 2024.

seems like the right decision

sure. whatever.

this week’s episode of “i made a terrible decision and my wife is leaving me”

“you can’t get good tacos in Virgi…”

WILMINGTON, Del. (AP) — President Joe Biden's son Hunter Biden is convicted of all 3 felony charges in federal gun trial.