thee michael whiteshoes

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i draw robots & slay dragons...art/music/furniture/memes

i'm an artist...i live in the gutter & make pretty things
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this showed up in my FB memories from circa 15 yrs ago, it was for an ad campaign for a friend's jeans company...shot on a brooklyn rooftop w/my soon to be X girlfriend. this was my idea & i ended up drenched in beer before they got the shot right...never claimed to be einstein 😐

why can't i be normal, have normal dreams? lovely picnic by the lake, it'd be a shame if your picnic date was a flesh eating demon...this is why i've sworn off dating

just spilled tea on a portrait i was doing for a friend...20 hours wasted...ugh...haven't had weed in a week & my brain is revolting & everything is irritating night

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these are still available in my scribble shop 400$ each #bskyart 🎨

don't have a website or etsy, i work in markers & can do almost any style, i've done street art, art deco stuff & i used to be an art director/set designer so there's a chameleon in me here's some recent pieces & i have an insta i occasionally post to...robotsofbrooklyn when left alone i draw robots

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not going to be able to take my birthday week off. the spirit is willing but the wallet is weak. so i have 2 commission spots left this month #bskyart 🎨 bsky.app/profile/mich...

#bskyart 🎨 when i'm not obsessively scribbling robots i do pet commissions to keep me in weed🤑 i charge 400$ for a 9x12 & it usually takes me a week here's a couple

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me, neck in the guillotine: "are you mad at me?"

let it be known if you're a white cishet cosplay socialist promoting not voting you will be blocked...mommy & daddy might save your ass when the shit hits the fan but everyone else not like you will suffer under trump don't like that? block me now

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also and I feel like I buried the lede here: it calls for the people who CREATE queer media to be imprisoned. That'd be people like me. Or any other queer creator you love. Any queen who's been on drag race. Chappel Roan. Janelle Monae. Anyone who's made a piece of queer media. Imprisoned.

Psst: Project 2025 is terrifying for a lot of reasons but also because on page 5 it calls for teachers and librarians who grant access to books that are maligned as pornography (which just means anything LGBTQ) to be registered as sex offenders. Pass it on.

give me your 3 favorite guitarists today don't think, just answer 1. mark knopfler 2. billy strings 3. big mama thornton

give me your 3 favorite guitarists today don't think, just answer 1. Jerry Garcia 2. Lancaster Ferreira 3. Seasick Steve

it's really pouring down creepy if literal : "it's raining men"

me, neck in the guillotine: "are you mad at me?"

i'm old, broke & in florida getting ready to watch The Price is Right guess i'm retired now

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The party of violence & retribution is now lamenting that the violence they call for daily has finally come for them. The former president & glorified bully was shot at by one of the clowns he radicalized & now his cult members & the MSM that colludes w/him are condemning it you reap what you sow

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Challenge for the willing: selfie right now in my psycho hobo era

Challenge for the willing: selfie right now. This is my nightly bath time, yall. I’ll be deleting this one (and the previous because I’m no hussy) (jk maybe just a little) (I’m really not though. I’m abstinent.)

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Me and my son don't know nuthin' about no bank robbin', Sheriff.

it's just after 9 o'clock & it's "feels like 97°" good times

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I don’t know why I enlarged the head of JD Vance and created a magical glow around it but it sure would be awful if someone replaced his Wikipedia portrait with it

the guy just dropped the price on the guitar i've been lusting after for months😐 & i still can't afford it even though it's a crazy low price...it's a '66 gibson TG-O tenor, i had the 6 string version of this but had to sell it when i lost 40Gs on a job...it's 650...i'd better win on a scratcher🤣

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As a 501c3 corporation, the Heritage Foundation is not allowed to participate in politics, much less publish manifestos. Download the Project 2025 pdf from their website & attach it to IRS Form 13909 and challenge their tax exempt status. Here's their EIN # 23-7327730 And instructions (email!)

IRS Complaint Process - Tax-Exempt Organizations | Internal Revenue Servicewww.irs.gov If you suspect a tax-exempt organization is not complying with the tax laws, you may send information to the Tax Exempt and Government Entities Division.

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Challenge for the willing: selfie right now in my psycho hobo era

time for grandpa's dragon soap opera...you kids behave

a storm is coming & i've had an insane headache all day, when i was little i wanted to be a knight in shining armor but the reality is i'm so nearsighted that i would've been useless...but the headaches allow me to predict the weather...so a wizard or burned at the stake would've been my fate

these are still available in my scribble shop 400$ each #bskyart 🎨

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not going to be able to take my birthday week off. the spirit is willing but the wallet is weak. so i have 2 commission spots left this month #bskyart 🎨 bsky.app/profile/mich...

#bskyart 🎨 when i'm not obsessively scribbling robots i do pet commissions to keep me in weed🤑 i charge 400$ for a 9x12 & it usually takes me a week here's a couple

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i have no tolerance for the intolerant. there's no breaking bread w/those that daily advocate for violence against those that don't look/act like them, that single out people as the enemy for who they love, or are or the color of the skin they were born with you can shove that kumbaya up your ass