I give a lot of credit to the, “ I hope this is the day I would die,” people, cuz I’m like, “be as mad as you want forever, I stopped thinking about you and your problems a long time ago. I really hope this works out for you
ME: we’re having leftovers for dinner
HUSBAND: wtf no that’s disgusting
Also my husband: *cooks 10 chicken breasts, 8 heads of broccoli, and a bag of rice to make his lunches for the week*