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Movie that focuses on the daily lives of the Ray Harryhausen skeletons. What do they do when they're not swordfighting swashbuckling heroes. What do their marriages look like. What troubles the skeleton community, other than swashbuckling heroes
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Skeleton city planning. Calcium supplement subsidies for the un-crypted. Bone repair clinics and their administration for the public good. Which necromancers can't be trusted with fresh corpses.
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Rumor has it they prefer overstuffed furniture
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Hopefully the characterization will make up for the bare bones plot. (Sorry 😉)
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Sitting around bored yearning to be a tooth again.
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Going to hot yoga. Going to all the same auditions with the other skeletons. Manager telling them to lose a few pounds.
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They are all criminals... ... One Frame at a time! ;)
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The existential dread of sharing the same angry grimace every single moment of every single day of their lives, even when they just want to "Netflix and chill."
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They "watch" horror films about osteoporosis, and tooth decay. Heroes they need not fear, but calcium deficiency...
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"Well, we don't need food or shelter or clothes... Guess we don't need jobs?" "I want a Steam Deck." "Fine, I guess we'll get jobs."
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“All knee bones do *not* connect to all thigh bones. Why can’t the spare part industry acknowledge my body type.”