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Effin' Birds

@effinbirds.com

Daily comic by Aaron Reynolds that keeps on winning awards despite being nothing more than birds and curse words. Books, calendars and merch at effinbirds.com
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Thank you so much for turning out to support Rocky Mountain Wildlife Alliance and to hang with Atosha & Cleopatra (the owls) and Kingston & McPhee (the hawks) at Fan Expo Denver. You raised significant money for wildlife rehabilitation, and also Kingston took a shit on some of my calendars.
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Also happening now at Fan Expo Denver
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Happening now at Fan Expo Denver
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One more amazing thing for a Saturday morning starting a week of vacation: Did you know that if you have MLB.tv, you can just sit and eat breakfast while watching recent condensed games where the Yankees lose?
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Cartoonist / bad human being Joe Wos left this on my table at Fan Expo Denver.
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Today's @effinbirds.com calendar is particularly prescient for the day before the UK General Election!
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The pin is gorgeous 😍 but I have an enamel pin collection that just got a boost from these:
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Come see me at FAN EXPO Denver July 4-7 or San Diego Comic Con July 24-28 to get one of these sweet Fuck Off, I'm Reading bookmarks. Totally free thanks to the fine folks at Andrews McMeel, who bring you Effin' Birds calendars every year.
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Gah, fixed right as I was going to change my handle to shit.yachts
Another day of this Invalid Handle nonsense and I'm gonna set up one of my other very stupid domains as my custom handle. eatf.art nft.bs dogvomit.shop tubesteak.biz I have like six pages of these at my domain registrar
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Another day of this Invalid Handle nonsense and I'm gonna set up one of my other very stupid domains as my custom handle. eatf.art nft.bs dogvomit.shop tubesteak.biz I have like six pages of these at my domain registrar
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"WhY dOn'T yOu HaVe My cOuNtRy aS a DiScOuNt CoDe" asked some angry dipshit who didn't check to see if their preferred country's name worked as a discount code (it did)
Happy Canada Day, everyone! Jump in on our Border War sale and save 10% sitewide on all your favourite (spelled with a “u”) Effin’ Birds stuff. Visit effinbirds.com and use discount code CANADA at checkout. Or be a contrarian and use discount code AMERICA for your 10% off.
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I regret to inform you that they were all songs from Invisible Touch
As long as they’re not 80s Genesis (except In the Air Tonight) you *should* be okay.
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playing Genesis songs on the ukulele on my back porch like a totally normal person whose neighbours don't hate him
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Happy Canada Day, everyone! Jump in on our Border War sale and save 10% sitewide on all your favourite (spelled with a “u”) Effin’ Birds stuff. Visit effinbirds.com and use discount code CANADA at checkout. Or be a contrarian and use discount code AMERICA for your 10% off.
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happy Canada Day motherfuckers
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FAN EXPO Denver attendees: here's where to find me Thursday through Sunday. Don't miss a special visit from live birds Saturday from 10 to 2 and my panel Bootleg Safari on Saturday afternoon!
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The Big Ass Mugs are, indeed, big and wonderful.
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Currently on my counter:
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Cleaning up the Effin' Birds archives this morning, I was horrified to realize I've done 3200 comics You've only seen 2500ish at most — due to printing / marketing schedules, the comic is already completed through to the end of 2026 People ask why I haven't finished any other projects L-O-L
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