DoctorTAS

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Trying to leave the world a little better than I found it. Fly Eagles Fly. Also, use Oxford commas and put two spaces after periods or you can meet me outside.

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Just listened to Maintenance Phase pod on my commute home and encounter The Fucksaw Incident. 20 miles after and I was still making this face. I think it was frozen that way in a weird kind of highway hypnosis @michaelhobbes.bsky.social @yrfatfriend.bsky.social

It's not the Sunday Scaries as much as it's the Sunday Oh God Just the Thought of Going to Work Tomorrow Is So Exhausting I Want to Permanently Pull The Covers Over My Heads but I guess that's not as catchy

Aoife is ready for her closeup

COVID Day Are You Kidding Me: yes, but what if the line is really faint the-- COVID: Shut up it's only been two minutes

Day 8? 9? I don't even know: Am engaged in a battle of wills with the home test kit, willing the "test" line to remain blank as the sample creeps up the--DAMMIT. COVID: *laughs quietly in the background *

Am becoming obsessed with the adventures of @cait.bsky.social 's little gentleman cat. 10/10 wholesome content

Day 7 of COVID: Appetite has returned. The Rona gently reminds me that after a week of not eating, a return to digestion is not to be undertaken lightly. Chastened, I slink back to my couch to sulk and dream of all the crappy food I said I was tired of two weeks ago

Day 6. Have discovered one of the hidden traumas of COVID: the inevitable discovery of the forgotten tissue that went through the wash

Every time I am shocked anew that a simple cold can make me feel like I'm dying

Am waiting for takeout. A Karen is yelling at the over worked cashier. A customer literally just dumped trash on the floor a foot from the garage can. A young girl just walked in wearing a t-shirt reading "Breaking News: Nobody Cares." 10/10, no notes

Looking at old Joan Jett videos and I always knew her music was awesome but damn her eye makeup game was ON POINT

TV has died. Anyone got a good rec on a Smart TV?

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"just block the trolls and weirdos" well yeah but also every so often it helps to make an example of one, not least because mounting the skulls of failed challengers outside the castle as a warning to those who venture too close is historically vetted policy

Getting ready to sponsor a cage fight between Duolingo and Auto Correct. Who ya got?

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Ok what is happening here Wrong answers only

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Educated, smart women are secure enough in who they are, that they don't have to make ideological religious statements about pussy ass NFL kickers.

If you're going to tell me how to do my job you should at least know how to do my job

TIL that celebrity chef Carla Hall graduated from college 2 years before me. She was a CPA and hated her job. She became a model for a while, but somewhere in there liked cooking better so now she's a chef. And oh yeah, she writes children's books too. Not to sell, just cause.

SHUT IT DOWN I FOUND THE CUTEST CAT ON EARTH

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Ok, but what if I say that America should step on a Lego?

Huh. GIFs work now.

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If you have homeless folks living in your neighborhood, bring 'em some water, if you're walking to get takeout offer to get them some. Most importantly *talk* to them, find out what they need, then organize with neighbors to provide it as much as possible. This email changed hearts. Old neighborhood

Seems like a great weekend for a pre-order! bookshop.org/p/books/benn...

Bookshop.org gives a % of sales to whichever indie bookstore you choose anywhere in the U.S. and they have free shipping this weekend. I'm supporting a newbie bookstores (first years are the hardest for new stores) in Winstead, CT called The Curious Cat Bookshop. bookshop.org/pages/bookst...

Bookshop.org: Store Locatorbookshop.org Discover local and indie bookstores in the United States. Choose your favorite bookstore to support with your order. They'll receive the full profit from your purchase.

Benny Ramírez and the Nearly Departed a book by José Pablo Iriartebookshop.org Benny Ramírez can see dead people . . . Well, one dead person, anyway. A hilarious and heartwarming story about a boy who can suddenly see the ghost of his famous musician grandfather! After moving cr...

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Chuck Wendig

One of the unfortunate things that has imported from The Other Place is the number of morally superior people who feel they have to declare they are somehow "above" the stupid and/or pointless NFL draft. Don't harsh someone else's buzz, yo. You can NOT watch without being on a soapbox about it.

Draft intro needed more Dan Campbell #NFL

The Bears draft room looks like an oil painting #NFL