D. Paul Angel: It'll help you remethe 20-20-20 rule: Every 20 minutes, walk 20 miles into the woods, and stay there 20 years becoming a witch and befriending the forest critters. (This is totally not my joke, but it's hilarious to me!)

Karen “the good kind” Percy @karenpercy.bsky.social · 12 days

Facts 🤣

OMG, that's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

I saw it on someone’s Instagram, laughed and agreed

They could even play the thunderstorm sound like they do at the supermarket so you can back away from your papers for your misting :-)

See? It would also force me to take breaks!

It'll help you remethe 20-20-20 rule: Every 20 minutes, walk 20 miles into the woods, and stay there 20 years becoming a witch and befriending the forest critters. (This is totally not my joke, but it's hilarious to me!)

instructions unclear, already in woods, cellphone battery dying. Birds doing my laundry and squirrel giving political speech about the failure of democracy.

Livin' the dream! 🫡

Pomodoro witch version 🤣

So, I had to look up Pomodoro, and I'm kinda disappointed it's not a pomeranian pompadour as I had initially guessed.

It’s both a productivity strategy and a delicious sauce but sadly not your version

OK, I'm officially going to think of it as a "saucy productivity strategy" for here on out then 😁

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