Eva (Pokémon Trainer, dumb bunny, NPC)

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Psych PhD in my Harley Quinn arc

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I need a LinkedIn thats more like Bluesky. Sure there's drama, but also honesty. And some kind of moderation, however poor. Like, can I please go onto LinkedIn and make a mute list called "fake bitches and corporate apologists"?

Ok, but also I like new-me better. She just needs a job that fits her.

Over the last ~7 years or so, I've had some pretty significant cognitive changes, and I've never been sure if its environment or medication related - but its been having a pretty steady and lasting impact on the work I'm able to do (and interested in). Is very frustrating though.

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instructions unclear, already in woods, cellphone battery dying. Birds doing my laundry and squirrel giving political speech about the failure of democracy.

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Speaking as someone who entered her primary field of study through reading Carl Jung, anyone who takes Jung this seriously is either a cult leader or a rube.

Look, FedUPS people are in dreamland - there's no chemistry, they'd drive each other nuts. UPS needs a challenge, but not poor tracking codes. UsPUPS is where its at. The romance of the summer, I'm telling you. There's so much sexual tension here over Amazon's box buffering and size vs weight.

she’s a 10 but doesn’t know how to ship packages

omg brain. Calm TF down already 😂

Newly-feral girl problems - I need more clothes to get railed in 😭

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Mathew, Mark, Luke, and John, Paul, George, and Ringo

YAY! I got the Figma AI email finally!!! lol, sorry. I’ve moved on to Penpot. Figma just isn’t worth the cost for me.

Broke: opposable thumbs Woke: opposable palms 🙂‍↕️

Big #ButterUnited energy in this thread.

I don’t like when a food wrapper commands me to “enjoy!” Don’t tell me how to live my life.

SO still hasn’t checked on me or anything….

Just hit thumb with hammer. SO came out to see why I’m laying on ground in excruciating pain … and then left me there.

I found some old No Limit music the other day from when I had a friend really into it an almost posted lyrics and then went “holy crap no. No. I cannot post that. Nope nope nope. Not ok. No no no” 😬

🎵 DO YOU NEED A BALLA? SO YOU CAN SHOP AND TEAR THE MALL UP? BRAG, TELL YOUR FRIENDS WHAT I BOUGHT YA 🎶 🤔 Wouldn’t hurt!

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🎵 DO YOU NEED A BALLA? SO YOU CAN SHOP AND TEAR THE MALL UP? BRAG, TELL YOUR FRIENDS WHAT I BOUGHT YA 🎶 🤔 Wouldn’t hurt!

Ummm distract me plz? ngl.link/evarawlsphd

Just hit thumb with hammer. SO came out to see why I’m laying on ground in excruciating pain … and then left me there.

@evarawlsphd: Send me anonymous messages!ngl.link NGL: Anonymous Q&A

Just hit thumb with hammer. SO came out to see why I’m laying on ground in excruciating pain … and then left me there.

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Remember that Pokemon are *partners* not pets or possessions! It’s a relationship that needs nurturing and understanding. The Pokemon needs to choose *you* too!

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Testing out new portable grill! Movie night w/kids! an… dreading the likely trip to the pool tomorrow 😭 other than that… lots of cleaning.

Y’all, don’t make me beg, ‘cause that’s totally the opposite of what I need right now 😂

what if we all asked her questions starting with: "Oh Oracle!"

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what if we all asked her questions starting with: "Oh Oracle!"

Might as well! ngl.link/evarawlsphd

@evarawlsphd: Send me anonymous messages!ngl.link NGL: Anonymous Q&A

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The oracle has spoken.

A sharpened edge will see her through The angel’s wing knows what to do Choose the song or choose the cave Choose the wind or choose the wave The break of dawn may see the night Of choices made to fill her light

Might as well! ngl.link/evarawlsphd

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...nope. nope nope nope nope.

IM FINE now everyone. I think.

OK BRAIN, now that thats over, you have some freakin answering to do. like WTF!?

IM FINE now everyone. I think.

*turns on webcam*

LOOK OK, this is NOT fair! I hardly slept last nigth and I'm TIRED. there's a time an a place!@

the dress says "ill burn it all down!" but the cute bow is all "with like fire and stuff! yay! wait. why are we burning things?"

LOOK OK, this is NOT fair! I hardly slept last nigth and I'm TIRED. there's a time an a place!@

I'm in control. everything is fine. nothing to see here.