dillo (the yakubian mamba): just now learning about the gen z bible. it's so much worse than you can imagine

just now learning about the gen z bible. it's so much worse than you can imagine

trying to square "love is patient. Love is kind" and #burninhellsinners

seems like they editorialized a bit on that one lol

jezuz h chrissy in da hizzie

Don’t call me Jeezy Chreezy!

lmao running jumping climbing trees

make the noise. i live for the noise

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#bodofchrist

#loveslays

Swear I thought it said #boofchrist

a new way to live with christ 🙏

next we kneel in front of the bare feet

reporting for communion

genuflection is now grabbing your ankles

.. (gasps) … “body of christ.”

this is a tumblr post

lmaoo is it actually??

I have no idea I just mean it reads like one

honestly it wouldn't surprise me

I'm gonna fuckin puke

it's sooo bad

big zack fox vibes

idk whom that is but I'll look em up!

omg dillo,,, you’re in for a treat. i will get you a song hold on

here you go

Jesus Is The One (I Got Depression)youtu.be Provided to YouTube by EMPIRE DistributionJesus Is The One (I Got Depression) · Zack Fox · Kenny BeatsJesus Is The One (I Got Depression)℗ 2019 D.O.T.S / Zac...

Really bothers me for some reason that the first one isn't even a good reading of the passage. If you're going to make my arsehole crawl up my throat from embarrassment, at least know the fucking material.

If I was only allowed to use the word "cringe" for one last thing in my entire life, this is absolutely the hot fucking mess of "What is literally this shit?" I would use it on.

I don't think gen z are the ones praying sinners burn in hell

i assure you nobody from gen z wrote any of it which is why this is funny

I know that but like it's written by boomers for boomers to read

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