Pretty Fly for a Cat Guy (warning: unreliable narrator)

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🏳️‍⚧️ Cat-loving disabled genderqueer autistic. He/she/they Kamurocho’s #1 Majima simp, pin, bug, and plant enthusiast, kitten wrangler. Passionate about creating trans joy. ACAB, even yr dad

“LANGUAGE IS A LIVING THING, BEARDO” - Noam Chomsky, maybe

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TERFs can actually just call me a man to my face if we can root out all the rapist liberal snakes who supposedly support us, one of these things is way worse, actually

Y’all I am offended that not a one of you wants to hear a dad joke from a PERFECTLY LOVELY SNAIL This is why we lost the war

GOOD MORNING WHO WANTS A DAD JOKE FROM SNAILIO???

Everyone’s a Comedian (Hydration Reminder)youtube.com

GOOD MORNING WHO WANTS A DAD JOKE FROM SNAILIO???

Everyone’s a Comedian (Hydration Reminder)youtube.com

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God DAMNIT Instagram stop trying to sell me a ceramic chicken dick!

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I have been self-policing my language so much because whatever I say, *someone* pops up to "um actually you are so naïve, so ignorant, so worthy of being tortured to death for saying that despite years of context you have provided in your social media"

Someday I’ll learn to never use the word “unbelievable” to convey hyperbole on the Internet, because it ALWAYS results in a ton of replies from people who feel an intense need to tell me that “well actually, it IS Believable.”

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I for one feel we should be allowed to call transphobes and Nazis dog brains and piss drinkers

@moderation.bsky.app took down my block list of transphobes and Nazis and other assorted bigots and fascist apologists because it called them "dog brains and piss drinkers". make up your minds if we are supposed to self moderate or rely on you

I should make this into a shirt for myself

For a second I fully thought that was The Thing cosplaying as Shrek

Beans and Toast.

Y’all I have sent artists some SHAMEFUL doodles as refs along with regular old photographs for color and texture and they nail it every time because they are ARTISTS. PAY THEM

Some alternative resources for creating character refs: Hero Forge (free) Picrew character creators (free) Dress-up & doll maker games (free) Photos, photo collages & mood boards (free) Self-drawn doodles (free) RPG character creators (Dragon's Dogma 2, BG3 etc) Character image packs by creatives

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If you commission art, please refrain from using genAI to generate ref images. Because at the end of the day, any usage of exploitative AI directly supports the plagiaristic AI companies and their exploitation/theft of creative labor. There are so many ethical options you can use to create refs.

Today…I’m going to upload a short to YouTube. They don’t put ads on those, do they?

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Nervous Mouse finds peace among the flowers

CAUTION: SPOOD INCOMING 🕷️ I was asked how Calliope, my garden spider, is doing so here’s a nice pic of her enjoying the morning. Apparently she had a friend for dinner.

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Me: hi Luna! *small gray blur runs past hollering* Luna: *on the bed, clutching a bible* Are you here for the exorcism? I called for an old priest and a young priest…you’re middle-aged. Guess you’ll do. Me: I see you and Greg are hanging out. Prince Greg: *knocks over a glass* Luna: LET US PRAY

“Nat it’s 9:55 PM, why are you about to take a nap and not just go to bed?” Because I don’t always sleep well in strange places and this couch has a huge TV and two warm dogs so let me sleep off this food baby in peace.

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It is really funny that this movie is resolved by Jeff Goldblum uploading a 1.7mb file from his Compaq Presario onto an alien mothership

youtu.be/Eujwxh_r43E?...

Independence Day | White House Destructionyoutu.be Día de la Independencia - Destrucción de la Casa Blanca

In spite of the fact that it wears me the fuck out, selling plasma isn’t the worst use of 60ish minutes. It forces me to sit still and actually read, which is something I haven’t taken much time for recently. Today I discovered a whole-ass volume of Junji Ito I own but never read (?!!!) somehow. 🙃

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All right, fellow plant perverts! Want one of these cute garden flags??? Let me know here and pass it around!

Get Ready for Pollinators at Work! A Garden Flag for Bug Loverswww.backerkit.com From Frozen Flame Eclectica - Get Ready for Pollinators at Work! A Garden Flag for Bug Lovers

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An important holiday reminder from an All-American Kitten

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any excuse to post this one, happy 4th!!

I love when my overnight clients say I can eat anything they have. It leads to things like a bowl of steamed broccoli with chicken breast chunks just drenched in hoisin sauce. Thank you so much macro-watching lesbians. 🙏 ✨

Good thing the presidency isn’t like the medical profession where emergency situations can happen after ten o’clock or even midnight!!!

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Jeremy McKitten posting

Me: plants look thirsty again. Maybe I need to water them twice a day now. Helena: heyyyyyyy boy 😏 Me: GODDAMMIT HELENA I JUST STRAPPED YOU BACK DOWN. Helena: I guess I just need more…DISCIPLINE…💦 Me: DEFINITELY too thirsty.

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I came to my 14 year old with a concern about social media. He literally took his glasses off, rubbed his temples, and asked: “what have the moms on the internet said now?” 😯🫤😆

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My life was changed at the grocery store today.

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @intelectconfig.wtf 1

I’m gonna drink a gallon of warm water, take 2 of my diuretics, go to a premier at a theater with a balcony, then use a pee funnel to piss down on the fanboys while I yell “TRICKLE DOWN, MOTHERFUCKERS! TRICKLE DOWN!”

We really are living in the worst timeline. www.rottentomatoes.com/m/reagan_2024

Reagan (2024) | Rotten Tomatoeswww.rottentomatoes.com From dusty small-town roots, to the glitter of Hollywood, and then on to commanding the world stage, REAGAN is a cinematic journey of overcoming the odds. Told through the voice of Viktor Petrovich, a...

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Playing about with posing atm Also wanted to do some hydrangeas