Discontinued Foods!: Jordy's Farm Fresh Flakes (2016-2017): Green Bay Packer's fan-favorite WR Jordy Nelson received his own cereal-frosted corn flakes-with a name and box aesthetic that honored both his background as a farmer, and the film "Field of Dreams." Corn!

Jordy's Farm Fresh Flakes (2016-2017): Green Bay Packer's fan-favorite WR Jordy Nelson received his own cereal-frosted corn flakes-with a name and box aesthetic that honored both his background as a farmer, and the film "Field of Dreams." Corn!

There are so many layers to how terrible this box design is... -The like, 6 different fonts happening at the same time -The crude drawing of Mr. Nelson that looks like a tattoo on someone's calf at a county fair -The stiff, static cornfield background with a giant interdimensional portal and more!

The Jaromir Jagr peanut butter is still the best local athlete promo food IMO. The label is also a font disaster.

Considering it's Jagr, I assume its shelf life was like double any other PB on the market.

"...6 different fonts..." And why are two of them Star Trek fonts?

Also, Field of Dreams isn’t a football movie.

EXACTLY!

Counterpoint: so many layers to how amazing it is

The flaws make the masterpiece

Should he be wearing those boots on astroturf?

He's resting his foot on the cereal 🤢

and then there's the conceptual (?). nightmare of the product. it's just frosted flakes, but it's trading on a face and personality to imply that it's somehow homey and healthy. yeah yeah, welcome to the world, etc

Better than "Jordy's Factory-Pressed Sugarcorn"

I enjoy whatever is going on with his upper arms

He’s no Kevin Costner

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