SIMON AND PETER: "Another day on the Sea of Galilee, time for some fishin'"
SALTY SEA CAPTAIN JESUS: "Aye, lads, 'tis a fine net. But have ye ever tried fishing *face darkens* the most dangerous game?"
Who fishes a fine catch of men from the sea?
Jesus of Nazareth!
Immaculate, divine & porous is he
Jesus of Nazareth!
If salvific nonsense be something you wish
Jesus of Nazareth!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
Jesus of Nazareth! (Ready?)