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@djinnandtonic.bsky.social

Poster of posts. Comparative politics, memes, and the occasional update about my ducks.
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SIMON AND PETER: "Another day on the Sea of Galilee, time for some fishin'" SALTY SEA CAPTAIN JESUS: "Aye, lads, 'tis a fine net. But have ye ever tried fishing *face darkens* the most dangerous game?"
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This is a skill issue. Biden actually calls me constantly but I let him go to voice mail.
Step down for the birthday boys
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Why I Don't Vote (OK, I Do Vote, but I Would Like to Discourage You, NY Times Reader, For Doing So For Some Reason) Via @bubbaprog.ilovecitr.us
Man, if it turns out that the right winger telling NY Times readers that they should follow his example and not vote did in fact vote in the last two elections, the Times should add this to the piece. Better than a retraction, since it illustrates a willful hypocrisy.
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In the UK, they don't even let you vote for President, you can only vote for your own MP
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He would unironically be grilling hot dogs and drinking beer today
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not sure why there's an expectation that you treat chapo trap house any differently than alex jones just because their sandy hook is in syria
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I don't think we should resolve the South China Sea dispute. I think we should egg it on. We keep this up, and we can trick everybody into creating a whole new continent. We can raise Lemuria if only we have the courage
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You think you just fell out a coconut tree? Men make their own history, but they don't make it as they please; they don't make it under self-selected circumstances but under circumstances existing already. You exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you.
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At some point in the last 20 years, shame has stopped working in the world. We need a Mending Rune of Shame. That's the good ending. Fixing the Elden Ring with the Mending Rune of Shame.
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TIMELINE CLEANSE take a look at my motherfucking lego leopard ii a7
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I think we could all use a bit of pick-me-up right about now, so seeing as it's July 3rd, why don't we once again reflect on one of the greatest white supremacist self-owns in military history:
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Enough journalists are on here reading the self reinforcing doom cycle (that many users believe they exist outside of) that Harris boosterism is a matter of national security, even if you want the old guy at the top of the ticket. I want to meet Harris in Jena like I'm Hegel meeting Napoleon
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Every masterpiece ("You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? You exist in the context in which you live and all that came before you") has its cheap imitation ("Men make their own history, but they do not make it as they please; they make it under circumstances transmitted from the past")
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Taking the Biden/Harris ticket and turning it into a Harris/Biden ticket would probably be the funniest end to this whole debacle
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How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Take The Coconut-pill πŸ₯₯🌴
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"K-Hive are the Old Bolsheviks. Coconut/palm tree emojis are the New Bolsheviks" The old guy who said "good afternoon" to me at the Auto Zone:
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Hard to believe that this kindly old man knocked a mf out cold at the Council of Nicaea with his bare fists
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Hey @pfrazee.com big wave of Nazi accounts just joined, "Blue Sky is now dirty frog territory" is the translation= Nazis are here. This is a SERIOUS issue, please fry all these accounts. Pepe= Nazi/MAGA. Y'all block and report
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"Just where the master has effectively achieved lordship, he really finds that something has come about quite different from an independent consciousness. It is not an independent, but rather a dependent consciousness that he has achieved. He is thus not assured of self-existence as his truth."
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i'm so hype for this little guy look at him go
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*getting my own toothbrush* we used to dream of times like this
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GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheatβ€”beautiful and terrible to behold! DELI GUY: #3 on wheat. G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely. DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
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two things can be true at once - light is a particle - light is a wave
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the other difference between this and 9/11 is that Bush is not on tape and explicitly telling Republicans that he preferred to cultivate al-Qaida because of the propaganda benefits of their ineffective terrorism and Netanyahu is