Dennis Detwiller

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15 years in video games. 33 years in TTRPGs. Now retired on Vancouver Island, painting and writing weird shit for very strange people.

Creator of (or for): Delta Green. GODLIKE. Magic: The Gathering. PROTOTYPE. 15x ENnie and 3x Origins award winner.

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You fucking praise the sun one time and they make a federal case about it…

Delta Green Agent: “It’s okay, I have a Drive of 89%.” “Oh. Oh, no.”

"SOMEONE TRIED TO SHOOT TRUMP IN THE HEAD, DON'T YOU FEEL BAD FOR HIM?!!"

Morning, bitches. Remember, there is no guaranteed path to success in life, but there is a guaranteed path to being absolutely miserable. Do not listen to what the system tells you, because it is hopelessly broken. Do what makes you happy and build your life around that; not the other way around.

I'm afraid that's just not possible, anymore.

What if, for a change of pace, literally anything good happened?

Me, dealing with "BUT WHAT IF THE GREAT OLD ONES COULD BE UNDERSTOOD" emails...

I don’t know how many people said some variation of the last statement here to me with complete and utter incapability of comprehending physical reality. And they STILL don’t get it.

Sometimes things just line up.

"Now, we only have the wisdom of the American people to rely on, to see that Trump doesn't get elected..."

Vote DELTA GREEN: GOD'S TEETH for best Long-Form Adventure and Arc Dream Publishing for Fan's Favourite Publisher now, in the ENnie Awards. Retweet and spread the word. We need your help! vote.ennie-awards.com/vote/2024/

This would have certainly come as a surprise to the 40,000 other people who died in a hail of bullets in that country in the last year if they were still alive, let me tell you.

"I don't even, like, even think of you, dude. Like, AT ALL."

Well, that’s the election. Fuck. Everyone strap in.

I don't know why everyone wonders at what the U.S. has become. Four generations of money at ANY cost self-selects for psychopathy. It is a machine that makes and rewards monsters.

I'm 52 years old today. This marks the 8th year since I made my life what I wanted it to be. I live out on Vancouver Island in a farmhouse by the sea with my wife and my children, and I make only art I want to make and nothing else besides. I escaped...and you can too.

FINAL DESTINATION 15

“Do what you must, for I have already won.”

Morning, bitches. If you’re ever feeling down, just remember even CNN gets it right once and awhile.

Bears were not built for heat.

FINE. Morning, bitches!

What? No bitches?

Beach was ABSOLUTELY PACKED yesterday.

It's impossible to tell which direction this is travelling.

When we moved in 7 years ago we planted a cherry tree. This year that motherfucker DELIVERED.

ULEE THREE (Oils, Palette Knife, Chalk). Art for #DeltaGreen VISCID. #Horror #Lovecraft

Morning, bitches.

Because all your media is owned by a dozen billionaires who want Trump to be President so they don’t have to pay any taxes. This is all incredibly simple to see.

"AI companies will have to earn about $600 billion from their customers per year to break even..."

And now a glimpse into my childhood.

Morning, bitches. Remember: self deprecation was indoctrinated in you as a child as a means of control. You gain nothing by hating on yourself.

Well, THEY LIVE had the timeline nailed down about the elite taking over the planet.