I had a really cool time w my father who is dying from Alzheimer’s the other night. Idk. I can’t really explain. I just I guess I won’t have many more times like that. It’s difficult to sort of say. I just want more time with him. Fuck my goddamn life. I hate this shit.
There was this absurd band called The Toadies in the 1990’s.
And guess what? You are about to hate what you are about to read. So fuck you and sidle-up, bitch.
The band Toadies was out of Texas, weird and scary place to be from. Made 1 record. It was so outlandish, they were ruthlessly destroyed
I fucking hate Los Angeles.
That city sucks worse than anything in the entire world. If you say you like it, you are lying. Fuck Los Angeles and fuck you if you claim (because you are guarded and for some reason, feel the need to prep LA). You are stupid.
I’m not sure but for some reason I have become incredibly self-brutal (don’t worry, it’s fine) I have been researching terrible things. Do not research the Black Dahlia murder. Like it is properly fucked up. Ppl think NYC is crazy. Bitch, LA is a trillion times more insane
One thing that is super-unfun is whenever I wake up in the middle of the night, I have absolutely no clue as to where the fuck I am.
Am I in my high school bedroom? Am I in one of my numerous college bedrooms? Am I in some random hotel room?
Who knows?!? It’s like mental jenga! What fun! 😀🔫 Yay!!
Oh Silica Gel, you ol’ goof you. Always sneaking around our food. Always ready to attack at any minute. I see your game.
Fool me once, GUhhhhuGGggahhhagGGugghah!
I’m not a huge fan of Trump (like in any way, shape or form) but c’mon. This is properly insane. Nobody should be even thinking about this kind of thing. Be civil.
This could hypothetically be a harbinger of a lot of crazy shit that nobody needs right now
One of the weirdest things I know about MLB is that you used to be able to steal bases backwards
So if you were on second base, you could steal first. This doesn’t make a lot of sense, but if there is a man on third, you could set up a double steal, meaning, the guy on 3B could steal home
Them: I love summer!
Me: yeah I love sweating profusely after being outside for 5 minutes, having to shower four times a day, and *still* feeling sticky all day…
I admittedly make a lot of wild accusations and statements on social media.
A lot of my friends tell me I should stop. Nothing I say is untrue.
I’m poor, intelligent and I do my homework.
The scariest thing in America isn’t a gun or a vote, it’s a library card.
I’m not necessarily one for politics, but this is not a conspiracy theory and didn’t happen too long ago. Just throwing’ it out there…
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Kim Kardashian chopped part of her finger off (don’t look it up, it’s gross) and people think it’s because she got it stuck in the door of her Tesla Cybertruck. Yeee-ouch!
Not a great look for the Ol’ Elon Muskrat over here…
Woke up this morning with a stiff neck because I slept weird. This should be a PSA to all you youngsters out there: don’t sleep. Thats how you get hurt. Just doing my part to help out the youth.
The sound of the inevitable “uhhhhhh” you get from contacting someone at customer service is actually the sound of their brainstem momentarily disconnecting from their cerebral cortex
Something that is crazy is how people have pool tables on yachts. They cost like $300,000 because they have these gyroscopic gears that makes the surface level at all times. You have to have them made specifically for your yacht. But I guess ppl w a lot of money are insane, so what are you gonna do?
