Rob Cee

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Mr Gorbachev did you know that putting up walls is literally a trauma response

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The biggest accomplishment of Biden's first term is that James Corden is no longer on tv.

Sorry I called missiles "sky torpedoes."

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You can’t have two duck names

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Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

Celebrating independence day with baseball, Budweiser, and missionary sex with the lights out just like the founders intended.

I watch porn for the articles.

Most people in Tulsa probably have a decent life, but I feel bad for the ones who are Oklahomeless.

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TV & movies led me to believe life would involve more crawling around in air ducts.

Why is this even news? Just a little work disagreement. It's not like anyone got shot or anything-

If you don't celebrate 4th of July, the British win.

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How soon after your coworker comes back from bereavement leave can you steal their lunch

Thought I had a shot with Evangeline Lilly, but now I think it's a Lost cause.

Never forget:

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Fellas, this is the only woman who thinks a Cybertruck looks good

You'd swear that romance is dead with all the trouble I'm having finding an anniversary card that uses the word "skullfuck."

Catch me doing porn under the name Ralph Waldo Gimmesome.

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Mike's Hard Problem of Consciousness

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Wasn't the whole point of the US that they didn't want to be ruled by a mad king?

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Be kind to short people. They're closer to the ground-- where all the minerals are.

Trump out on campaign trail, promising less blessing rains down in Africa, more blessing rains in America.

TV & movies led me to believe life would involve more crawling around in air ducts.

Say hi, Nico.

I believe it was the romantic poet William Wordsworth who once famously said: "Toss my salad, Mildred."

Biden boldly promising that if re-elected, he will add Hawaii as the 50th state in the union.

What the hell's so special about a square garden, Madison?

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Can’t spell paradise without despair

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BREAKING: SCOTUS has ruled that I’m cool and nice and good at sex, overturning a decision made by my ex-wife Linda in 2004

Regrouping quickly, Democrats now plan to nominate a dynamic, mustachioed black man from Illinois named Orack Bobama.