ME: White women do love being named shit like 𝗝𝗼 𝗔𝗻𝗻 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘀 🤣
MY BLACK FRIEND JO ANN FINGERS I FORGOT ABOUT: 👍
ME: (deletes)
ME: Apologies for a post I wrote earlier. I will do better.
ME: (deletes)
ME: (calls Jo Ann Fingers)
ME: (hangs up, no message)
ME: I have an EMAIL VIRUS!!!
JO ANN FINGERS: 🫂