misha ⚙️: i say just give them a windows laptop and the first one to open a pdf gets to be president

i say just give them a windows laptop and the first one to open a pdf gets to be president

Biden: *staring at a blank word doc in silence* Trump: WHY WONT PORNHUB LOAD!!!!!! *is using the edge browser*

And if either of them tries to use the opportunity to destroy democracy they get instantly disqualified.

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Better yet, make them create a PDF form.

But we really need a resolution by November though.

Do we though? At this point no president is better than either of them.

Really ❓ The confederacy didn't have a president, just slave owners

You're going to have to make that connection for me. Also it's not true.

First one that works out how to switch it on might be more achievable or we could be waiting a *long* time

Ask them both to send you a photo. Putting it into a word doc is a disqualification.

I'm working on the assumption that someone gets to open the laptop case first right? Those little latches can be tricky to find although I guess it will be easier if you have correspondingly little fingers... Democracy is in deep trouble.

Yep - solid plan

Yes … Fine print: first to open a pdf email attachment without infecting the computer with malware

😂

Lol

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