Semi-feral Post Monger: fully functional with a Pontiac Aztec shell and a pony if politicians cared they would make my dreams come true 😭

sure would be nice if so many people weren’t spending their political energy demanding magical outcomes while we face down an actual existential threat

all i want is a unicorn and a fully functional cybertruck

cybertruck??

fully functional with a Pontiac Aztec shell and a pony if politicians cared they would make my dreams come true 😭

specifically this pony or I will withhold my Kansas vote