Alright, for you I'm busting out my best original joke, laughed at by two people to date. So this guy walks into a bar after the destruction of the second temple of Jerusalem. The bartender looks up and asks him "hey buddy, why the long face?" And the guy responds, "I'm Sadducee"
IT WORKS ON MULTIPLE LEVELS BECAUSE AS A MEMBER OF THE PRIESTLY CASTE WITH THE DESTRUCTION OF THE TEMPLE HE'S NOW OUT OF A JOB AND ALSO DUE TO SPECIFIC ANTISEMITIC PERSECUTION OF THE TIME HE'S PROBABLY NOT DOING SO GREAT IN GENERAL.
