Effin' Birds: — Subium • Bluesky web client

Thank you so much for turning out to support Rocky Mountain Wildlife Alliance and to hang with Atosha & Cleopatra (the owls) and Kingston & McPhee (the hawks) at Fan Expo Denver. You raised significant money for wildlife rehabilitation, and also Kingston took a shit on some of my calendars.

I hope you're charging extra for that one

Was about to say, that's as close to the birds signing the damn things themselves as I think we're gonna get. Though if the owls start developing language skills let me know so I can dive for the bunker.

Tradition says you're supposed to save that $2 bill and give it to a mind-boggled American child

wow, Kingston, that's harsh

Ooo, $2 bill! (Yes, I am easily delighted.)

charge more for those ones, they’re authentically bird-approved now

Counterpoint: biohazard

Trying to explain to a medium sized raptor that "you break it, you buy it" applies to things you shit on too

Would have to be one of the weirder reasons a package got stopped by the USPS.

potayto potahto

Post