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The Symmes purchase was our first mistake.
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I see everyone has become Catholicism-understanders overnight
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I think American business culture is very conflict averse and avoidant. At least where I work in the Midwest. I can think of very very few times where I have been able to be direct without hurting a boss or customer relationship.
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I'm going to become one of those people who write the worst non-fiction book of all time and then put 'author' in front of their name on social media.
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If you act quickly you can get used to living in a hut on stilts before you're forced to!
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where do these mfers think I'm posting from
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Famous pop singer Hozier is the most famous person from Indiana, and that's how he got his name.
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Sorry you're outside the stockade at nightfall. Have fun with the coyotes until daybreak.
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The Reds as so fun to watch right now. It's like a home run slot machine.
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Ea-Nasir would have been a Trump voter.
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Ok so you've read Ulysses but have you read the Gruffalo?
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People should stop peddling their falsehoods to me. This is a no falsehood zone ✋‼️
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Salvadorean guys always look so relieved when you say no entiendo los kentuckyianos tampoco.
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I have a soft spot for the kildeer. Such funny little guys. They love screaming.
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Only a select few are powerful enough to play viola.
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Things are bad but I got a bottle of ski from Jungle Jim's so it ain't all that bad.
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i've thought about this with mediocre seltzers. like the experience of the can is so much of it. you go to the fridge, the can is cold. the can is heavy. the first sip gives an electric fizz of carbonation. the can gets warmer. then its flat. then its done. and you had a ritual experience
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Who out harvesting they parsley
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My take aways from the acolyte is the the Jedi are apparently: - Force Scientists - Special Forces Guidance Patrol - County Social Workers
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There are too many kinds of mattresses. What ever happened to stuffing straw in a burlap bag??
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I'm moving into one of those Chinese apartments where everything is made of quartzite.
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Imagine if Siouxsie Sioux was ripping it up in the Instagram era. A certain kind of zoomer would go feral for JuJu if it came out in 2024.
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They sent an email saying they are doing AONO at the parish attached to my kid's school and I wonder if this is finally the thing that makes the parishioners bug out.
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Floral latte: vanilla, lavender, syrup made from the essence of flowers a mountaineer died collecting. $25 for 8oz.
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Despite its current spotty reputation. The state of Pennsylvania really was That Girl for most of the history of the early United States.
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I'm re-writing "My Grandfather's Clock" but this time it's about a guy who has a supernatural connection to a Roomba.
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coffeeshop or library where you become a formless gray cloud as you enter the door