elliot

sometimes games are like "you got the shit ending. beat this secret stuff to unlock the true ending." gonna stop you right there, game. i got an ending, that's enough for me. go away

what do I want for my birthday dinner

I just watched madame web and you're all gonna be mad. I thought it was fun

playing Chants of Senaar and I think I might be very stupid

what do you mean this isn't the answer

is there a way to send and receive videos on an android device where they don't look like absolute dog shit ?

what if I watched some wnba while on the clock at work. what then

discovering neil diamonds country album

how many things can I spray up my nose before I can breathe properly

it's so cool that this is how the imdb app opens every time. just a completely broken piece of shit

do you think there's at least one person from every country in the world in the United States right now

ready to lie down

folks I gotta admit I don't have the zest for life anymore

look at the Birthday Boy

thanks netflix

had a dream I met vin diesel, in case you're wondering why I've got that extra pep in my step today

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elliot

i don't know who needs to hear this, but babe, wait. Babe, wait. Babe, wait! Babe! Babe, wait! Babe. Babe. Babe. Babe! Babe, wait. Babe, no! Babe, no! Babe, no! Babe! Babe, babe, babe! No, babe! Wait!

I saw two bros on a walk earlier at the park and I yearned to join them

I like star wars