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they/them/any. i can double jump. falgsc or bust. h+ till the day i'll never die. sometimes nsfw text/reskeets.
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Call my IBS tony hawk because it be shredding
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microsoft's next gaming console will be called the xoxbox
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me: i'm going to be the world's first trillionear them: *whispers* don't they mean trillionaire? me: I HEARD THAT
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adding a tier to my patreon where you get to drive me around like a mech suit
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BREAKING NEWS: Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which instead came in third in initial results as polling stations closed.
Projections in France's election show voters rejecting the far rightwww.npr.org Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which ...
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i am going to get the TTRPG Class Identifier pregnant
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the news says there's a hurricane coming but i know better. i've done my OWN research
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he's making fun of my bones wtf
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As a recovering evangelical, my Sunday routine: it's like the Sabbath but with a more overtly pro-drug message. Edibles from sunup to sundown, plenty of outside time no matter the weather, no limits on frivolous activities or nonsense. No chores except the garden. Just be a happy mammal in my den
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God forbid women have hobbies
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they're saying on the news that the hurricane in the gulf coast is organizing. so as a leftist, beryl obviously has my support
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if sliced bread was invented today it would be a two slices of bread per pack and it would cost $5 each
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i am going to get the TTRPG Class Identifier pregnant
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lyra the cat!! i pet her a bit while we were laying next to each other on the couch. if you look closely in the first picture you can see the drool leaking from her mouth - she does that when she's getting good scritches
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would you be mad at me if i grew fat titties
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a binder and it's just me hugging you as hard as i can
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i have an announcement. may i have the floor? i need everyone to stop posting for a minute. I'll wait.
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women are so cool i wish gender was real
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let me be more explicit about the thesis of this song
hi I have a new single out! it's a folk song about living in america fennelflowers.bandcamp.com/track/live-l... I wrote and recorded in a few hours last night; I've never turned something around so fast but it felt appropriate to release it today
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have you all heard of THE RADIUM GIRLS? if you haven’t, go look that up because any post i try to do won’t be enough and will get suppressed. come back when you’re done looking up THE RADIUM GIRLS okay. you done? cool. okay so Clarence Thomas wants to get rid of OSHA