the "violence shook this previously peaceful white christian nationalist rally railing against the vermin tainting the blood of the country" stories are going to destroy me
“wElL wHeN iS sTrAiGhT pRiDe MoNtH?!”
idk kyle, you and your little straight friends can celebrate a straight pride month whenever you want. heck, i’ll come watch your parade - i’ll even browse your straight-pride merch, but there’s a limit to how many bibles and jars of mayonnaise i really need 🤷♀️