Emily Farris: I randomly (yet frequently)think about how Ted Cruz hates avocados. Why? Avocados are amazing.

I randomly (yet frequently)think about how Ted Cruz hates avocados. Why? Avocados are amazing.

In Texas no less!!

Ted Cruz is a very normal and relatable human who feels very normal human emotion towards avocados and doesn’t like them for very normal reason, not because of something weird, like they are hard to eat with his human suit.

Ted said what about hating avocados? And I said well that’s the one thing we’ve got

He what????? I'm not kidding when I say this is one of the top Ted Cruz red flags. Yikes.

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