there's so much work happening behind the scenes to keep my bones, muscles and blood on the inside of me- it's really a high stress operation, tho I'm proud to say I'm nearing a 50% lifetime success rate but please it's serious that you don't stand so close to me you're in the splash zone thank you
u need someone trustworthy in the splash zone to help retrieve some of the more important bones from the geysers of corporeal shrapnel (good time to have dogs if they'll let you have them back)
... Oh, also, uh, don't die? cool
