Portland Man: I shall enjoy this too, but this may be the last year we get to do it.

I shall enjoy this too, but this may be the last year we get to do it.

And how will I be spending it? In the traditional patriotic American fashion: grilling and laughing at the English.

End of the day, that statement could apply every year. Dwelling too much on the potential misery we face doesn't improve things one bit.

I know. I just had to promise my friends I wouldn't go off on a political-legal rant at the music festival this weekend. I don't know if I'll be able to make good on that promise.

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