Love a good House Hunters line that sounds like it's from a parody: "first-time home buyers Lisa and Brandon are racing to close on a home before their wedding that's turn-key for her but also has room for his lizards"
“He wants to live in walking distance to his job in the city, she wants to live on 50 acres so her horses have room. She wants a house over 200 years old but also wants a massive en suite and his and her closets.”
