Love a good House Hunters line that sounds like it's from a parody: "first-time home buyers Lisa and Brandon are racing to close on a home before their wedding that's turn-key for her but also has room for his lizards"
Cut to testimonial footage
Her: I'm excited for a space that's already manageable but that I can also bring our personality into, both for us and for our kids one day
Him: Chunk Bro only eat frozen crickets, which sucks
“He wants to live in walking distance to his job in the city, she wants to live on 50 acres so her horses have room. She wants a house over 200 years old but also wants a massive en suite and his and her closets.”
