I don't really despise any movie anymore, or at least not any I can think of. I used to, but over the last couple years something changed. I just can't work up anything worse than fascination in why something doesn't work, and even that makes for a mostly positive experience.
Even thinking back to the absolute worst things I've seen - we're talking Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas, Bam Margera's Where the ♯$&% Is Santa, levels of deck - all I can really muster is amusement at how bad these were in concept and execution.
I hate Cameron, but his dumb movie was HILARIOUS...
I don't think this is some kind of movie-watching enlightenment or anything; just the bizarre place my relationship with media landed after watching more than fifty adaptations of A Christmas Carol a couple years ago.
That changes you.
