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Phillies fans are mostly lovely people, so how on earth did I get season seats completely surrounded by the most hostile weirdos anyone has ever met?
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do they at least have good accents? I’ll grin and bear a dumbass with a thick hoagiemouth
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Ugh no. There's some little league coach from Lancaster who narrates every play like he thinks he's a tv analyst...except he clearly hates the Phillies and just talks shit for the entire three hours.
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Then there's the people that have their friends buy seats in other sections and try to take our seats every single week, even though we never miss a game. Not sure what they expect to happen.
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And finally there's the guy that gets mad and scolds us any time we have the audacity to uhhh get up to go to the bathroom or get a beer? I am not sure that any of these people realize that this is actually supposed to be fun. It's very strange.
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gotta fight fire with fire. you must become louder and more obnoxious than your section.
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You are so right. I've been trying to be copacetic because it is a long season but the end of summer and (inshallah) October are fast approaching and it is about time for everyone to fix their attitudes.