Erin Siobhan

@erinsiobhan.bsky.social

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Law. Food. Wine. Dogs. Philly. Will be making a valiant effort to keep all content restricted to the Philadelphia Phillies and jokes that I could never explain to a single member of my family.

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I have been pessimistic, on a practical level, about Biden's ability to move the horse race past this narrative but come ON

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the fact that the same people pushing Biden to drop out immediately are also proposing shit that wouldn't fly on The West Wing makes me think we need a complete and total shutdown of the nation's op-ed pages until we can figure out what's going on

Wild to watch horserace journalists suggest the most politically suicidal shit and pretend it's savvy. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

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Don Moynihan

don i have basically been unable to function since the decision came down

Phillies fans are mostly lovely people, so how on earth did I get season seats completely surrounded by the most hostile weirdos anyone has ever met?

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I’m sorry, New York. Philadelphia is now America’s number one city and the Inquirer the paper of record. t.co/Tsf7ZECwDH

To serve his country, Donald Trump should leave the race | Editorialt.co Biden had a horrible night Thursday. But the debate about the debate is misplaced. The only person who should withdraw from the race is Trump.

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ahead of the times and misunderstood as usual

I think the last good tech story was the people of Philadelphia murdering Hitchbot and leaving his body as a warning for other robots

That thing was one single load of laundry.

I’m pretty sure I’ve hit the age where I can basically do one thing a day and then need to spend the rest of the day just chilling, and honestly I’m not mad about it

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Baseball is the ultimate sport! It combines feats of incredible speed, strength, skill, and mental fortitude in a game that most closely mirrors the endless boring tedium and constant small deaths of normal life

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reminded every time i visit of what a great city philadelphia is

He is just trying to enjoy what I'm pretty certain he believes is a fun game of quidditch. Let him live.

The way this ESPN announcer keeps pronouncing Castellanos is making me want to crawl out of my skin. Please stop disrespecting my beautiful, stupid boyfriend like this.

Woman at the bar attempts to strike up a conversation with some guys by talking about simulation theory when her exasperated friend leans in, sighs and says "Jessica, you just didn't do well in school."

As I was saying...

I don't think it's meant to make sense. The Alitos (like Thomas) know they don't have to craft plausible stories for their corruption because no one can do anything to them. The obviousness of the lie is an intentional "fuck you" to anyone who would challenge their authority.

Trying really hard not to be jealous of a bunch of five year olds after learning that Jason Kelce stopped by my little cousins' lemonade stand.

I knew he was gonna do that

In 2022, about 17.7 million people reported daily or near-daily marijuana use, compared with 14.7 million people who reported drinking at the same frequency, according to a new study.

Marijuana surpasses alcohol in daily use for Americans, study findswww.washingtonpost.com The increase in marijuana use is “striking,” said the report in the journal Addiction, using data from the National Survey on Drug Use and Health.

Can't tell if it was the few hours of sunlight after many weekends of rain and cold that instantly reversed my dismal mood and entire outlook on life in general, or if it was just a great new hat. Probably just the hat...

That definitely wasn't us hysterically screaming "MOMMY! MOMMY!" when the Philly Phanatic's mom walked by. Nope. No way. We are normal.

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One time I was there they were selling shots of NyQuil. A prostitute tried to kidnap my friend's chihuahua by stuffing it in her titties. If you got too far gone, the bartenders would straight up steal all your shit. Legendary.

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RIP to the worst and best ever.

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Hi mom. Yeah my Bluesky mutual bought the onion! What. No im not married yet

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The Justices at this OA, basically

Look, maybe this whole week was just a scam by Bryce to get all our superstitious asses to stop complaining about the loss of dollar dog night. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I for one support the baseball see thru pants

I am a firm believer in the rule that time doesn't exist in airports and I definitely had a mimosa, but the guy that just ordered an IPA at 6:15 in the morning is clearly just operating on an entirely different plane of existence from the rest of us.

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Lots of Overnight Constitutional Law Experts on here suddenly confident in their ability to second-guess the Supreme Court and adjudicate the actually quite subtle and contested question of [checks notes] Whether Texas can have its own Foreign Policy uh wait a sec what the fuck

Havana few too many beers Syndrome

Remember the panic about "Havana Syndrome"? Diplomats and "diplomats" (spies) in Cuba developed dizziness, headaches, fatigue, etc. and the Trump State Department blamed supersecret sonic weapons. The latest & largest study shows it most likely wasn't any kind of attack. by @danvergano.bsky.social

People with ‘Havana Syndrome’ Show No Brain Damage or Medical Illnesswww.scientificamerican.com The largest and most comprehensive studies of ‘Havana Syndrome’ point to stress or group psychology as likely explanations for most “anomalous health incidents”

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this doesn't necessarily disprove the "she's dead" theory

Total nepo hire for the highly coveted Katie Britt in the SNL cold open position, but sometimes that works out.

Sounds like an infomercial for a charity desperately trying to hide the fact that it's run by a cult.