Evan Williams: You still mad about paper straws, guys? The Government is trying to keep the plastics out of your dicks

You still mad about paper straws, guys? The Government is trying to keep the plastics out of your dicks

Seven different kinds of microplastics were found in four out of five samples of penis tissue taken from five different men as part of a study published on Wednesday.

Microplastics discovered in human penises for the first time | CNNcnn.it Scientists have found microplastics in human penises for the first time, as concerns over their proliferation and its potential health effects continue to mount.

So they tested tissue of guys getting penis implants and found microplastics. That's certainly a thing.

There are so many jokes to be made, there, too. But I'll go with taking out microplastics to put in macroplastics

Like, if you put this in a novel you’d be accused of ham-handed caricature.

So much of the last four years would have been laughed out of even the most science of fiction or political satire

“It’s a documentary! Go back!”

Manosphere: Big mad about the term “toxic masculinity”. Also the Manosphere: *waves hands at all this news story*

The manosphere is the most angry and fragile of all spheres

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