CNN: Seven different kinds of microplastics were found in four out of five samples of penis tissue taken from five different men as part of a study published on Wednesday.

Seven different kinds of microplastics were found in four out of five samples of penis tissue taken from five different men as part of a study published on Wednesday.

Microplastics discovered in human penises for the first time | CNNcnn.it Scientists have found microplastics in human penises for the first time, as concerns over their proliferation and its potential health effects continue to mount.

Probably also other stuff in there like blood

maybe a sperm or two (million)

did they find his executive function?

Slowly transitioning into a dildo

I have questions

For the first time? Have they been checking for this for a while?

“Hello would you mind if I sliced some of your dick off, it’s to uhh check for microplastics for science?” ‘Sure why not’

Really loving the strategy of getting men to care about microplastics by telling them they're fucking up their wangs

is it still microwave safe??

Sending a dick pic like

It's written "peeni"

*Penes

Pronounced peans or pennies?

Peenees

microplastics -> micropenis

Call the FBI! Mobilize the Supreme Court! Human (male) health is under attack!

I would like to see the grant proposal asking for funding to study penis samples for, . . . . Wait for it . . . . Microplastics! Human creativity knows no limits.

Has Mother Nature awoken 🤔 Stop worrying about the Uterus so much and start paying attention to the Penis... Maybe GOD has spoken!

Maybe now that’s it’s impacting real people we can do something about plastics.

Men with cheap sex dolls from wish: SHIT! I’m too invested to quit now!

Penis tissue samples. Brave donors we salute you.

Do they need another sample?

so that’s what happens when you fuck a plastic surgery model.. noted

Nope actually it'd be when the reverse happened and it's a hard thing, huh???? O R N O T ?????? Actually what happens here is you 'eat' plastics directly or via liquid like water which has it dissolved in it! Heat makes plastics to dissolve in water and else and such stuff makes them enter to you!

its too bad they didnt test my penis tissue because they would have found macro plastics instead because my weiner is really big (: hope you have a great Thursday CNN

Penis tissues????

You just know sample number five guy is out there telling people they found macroplastics in his.

Yeah I put it there

Microplastics in vessel walls, in penis, sperms, (probably in ovaries too in that case) and in many more and mindlessly still noone is struggling to get plastics out of daily life? Is that being brainlessly carefree or what the H E C K ????

what gets me is that we don't even need to eliminate plastics, just petroleum-based plastics we can't even fuckin do that though

So are you happy your arteries and veins get congested with microplastics which are proven to be accumulating even in sperms which is a 'H A R M F U L' thing for the infant??? That has neither mind nor logic or wisdom as it literally means 'you are happy to destroy your body and health with JUNK'!!

A sample size of 5? Well then, shout it from the rooftops!

If only this were the first time someone had connected “micro” to “penis” in my company…

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Clearly penises are under attack by climate change & have been specifically targeted. The Oras could find no other way to stop men from buying yachts that endanger themselves & their younglings.

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