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Evan Williams

@evanwritescars.bsky.social

Writes about cars and powersports. Toronto Star, Autotrader.ca, Gearjunkie.com, more. President, Automobile Journalists Association of Canada. All Skeets are my own. Unless they aren't
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Seems like a great idea until they overturn it 6-3
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Yay new car! he said, hesitantly
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Can you get the girls, though? The Chaser chasers?
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Fair. 4am Eastern is still too early even for him in GMT!
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Some people are definitely suggesting that. And for the record, I'm perfectly on board with binning them from urban areas
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Somebody needs to do the math on the climate impact of moving everyone in North America who lives outside of any possible transit network area into one. And the inevitable riots that would come with moving all the rural people in town. Even leaving out ag
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*sigh* Time to find a new sticker manufacturer.
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There's a church nearby with a sign that says "we have prayer conditioning" and I bet that's as effective as you'd expect
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents called one of us by the right name the first time....
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People mad cause Biden said Vice President Trump, but, like, when he was first elected the VP was the guy who lost. So it's understandable
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Didn't take long to become a Starmin asshole
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Interesting. I basically don't post on the weekend, which feels healthy
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Mazda is killing it on paint colours in the last half decade
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Well, good news! He just got kicked out of the House of Lords. Something he wanted so desperately that he sued the feds to get it 😂
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Congratulations, Loblaws, for making your grocery store a dog whistle!
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Tiramisu with hot sausage sounds a bit strange, but you've always had good car takes, so I guess you know best
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Especially when Capr-E was right there. But also P-e-uma, e-Ka, or Cort-e-na
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I feel like just sneezing on it in the sun is gonna cause problems
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Going through the archives and found this fun one I made in 2019
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It was kinda brutal, but also makes more sense. Imagine the volume of dinos all this oil would have taken. The corpses would have been stacked like firewood
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I guess I missed the "Mazda Fuck Around Event"
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Yeah, a slightly larger than BroSpo EV with 600+km WLTP sounds like a great idea
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Capr-E, Ford! IT WAS RIGHT THERE!
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Yeah, I remember the "cure" for kids who were different 30 years ago. Call them slurs and don't let them leave the house/talk about them. I guess it "worked" because people like these asshats really don't think neurodiversity existed
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Especially from, say, 9pm on Friday through 10 am Sunday
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Ahh, but deception is just part of FREEEEDOM!