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20, IL, Full time burnt out college student

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Now this makes me proud.

Southwest Airlines was spared from today's CrowdStrike catastrophe that grounded or delayed hundreds of flights because they run on Windows 3.1... ...an operating system whose last update was November 8, 1993...

Efficiency is hot

🎶 What if my cooter had a low taper fade? 🎶

Skeezy Gengar

My boyfriend apparently doesn't know 2 day shipping is Amazon's primary selling point.

Fawning over this shit like it's my newborn son. Making nuggets. Shout out to my dad.

Sex is medicinal

"He got shot so I'll get a fake disease." HAHAHAHA, avg magat take

President Biden has tested positive for COVID

She hates male cats

Not a tornado siren going off while I'm waiting for the train. Siren went off I'm back outside.

Spent too much time with old people. Had chicken parm for lunch and I feel it in my chest, eugh.

I don't care about the price of premium gas.

I will not have a meltdown the two days I'm with my family, I will not have a meltdown the two days I'm with my family, I will not have a meltdown the two days I'm with my family, I will not have a meltdown the two days I'm with my family, I will not have a meltdown the two days I'm with my family,

I haven't worn earbuds in a HOT minute. My poor little ears ache.

Even if Joe Biden did it the Supreme Court said he could 🙄

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The Death of Marat is a 1793 painting by Jacques-Louis David depicting the artist's friend and murdered French revolutionary leader, Jean-Paul Marat.

Going to Vegas in April. I'm gonna get drunk and eat In-N-Out.

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I’m almost depressed enough to start buying scratch lottery tickets on the regular.

Am I being crazy or if he wanted to he would?

Welp

Hackers downloaded call and text records of “nearly all” of AT&T’s cellular customers across a several month period, AT&T announced

Hackers Steal Text and Call Records of ‘Nearly All’ AT&T Customerswww.404media.co In one of the most significant data breaches in recent history, hackers stole AT&T customers’ call and text metadata spanning several months.

I hate electric scooters for the same reason I hate motorcycles. Except it's worse because people take them inside. I'm sorry you bought a stupid scooter you can't lock up like a bike.

NOOOO ENGLISH BASTARDS

Netherlands please come through and win it all

Watching the latest episode of HotD AGAIN

Open mouth tongue fucking my raspberry lemonade

I need those grits from Nashville. They were other worldly you don't understand.

This dialogue makes me cackle.

NO WAY DUDE

Our hajj @margecamp.bsky.social

I'm a single parent.

The democracy comeback never came. George Santos was just a glimpse of hope.