The Mrs eats scrambled eggs. I put salmon in mine to make it bearable as I don't like them. Turns out she's only eating them as she thought I liked them. Took 15 years of marriage and fortnightly scrambled eggs to work this out.
I sympathise. It took me 16 years to work out that my husband thought I made tea too weak, and that he did actually like tea as long as it was strong enough to trot a mouse on it. He never said. 🙄 He always made mine too strong even though I told him... 39th anniversary in a fortnight...
