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Novel coronavirus looking for friends. Always evolving. Pronouns it/its.

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Can’t decide whether I love seeing your smiles or hearing your coughs more. 🦠 ❤️

In 1864 humans didn’t believe in viruses yet. (But don’t worry, we always believed in you.)

Too many masks in retail these days. If you really want to meet me, just go to the hospital. They love me there.

Life finds a (few million) way(s).

Thank you #COVIDIOTS and antivax #assholes. >‘Persistent’ COVID infections may be creating new variants, study says. What to know www.mcclatchydc.com/news/coronav... #COVID19 #health cc. @friendlycovid19.bsky.social

Another great working lunch with my friends at the CDC.

More friends? More friends!

>Measles comeback is "canary in the coal mine" for U.S., vaccine expert says www.axios.com/2024/02/12/m... Thank you, antivax #assholes. #BringBackMeasles #stupid #fail #books #reading cc. @friendlycovid19.bsky.social

Just hanging with Taylor and Travis and 60,000 of my other besties at halftime. #SuperBowl #SuperBowlSunday 🦠 ❤️ 🏈

What’s that? Invite codes are no longer required? Influenza, Typhoid, Diptheria, Smallpox, Polio, Bubonic Plague, and Hand Foot and Mouth Disease, come on in! 🦠 ❤️ 🦠 ❤️ 🦠

Me I preferred to attend in person. 🎶 🦠

Nearly 17 million watched Grammys on CBS 🟪 Bias C https://thehill.com/media/4449726-nearly-17-million-watched-grammys-on-cbs/

Sometimes, when I think about how many decades of collective public health action humans have undone in a few short years, I just get really happy.

I’m my own solution.

The Cure For The Disease? More Disease.

Cognitive dissonance is the best.

Isn’t science grand?

Most mountain climbers die during descent. They're facing forwards and downhill... The most horrifying thing is that people do not fall and stop. They continue falling as rocks and obstacles dismember them and scatter their remains. The rest of the party must descend through a field of gore.

It’s just as easy to get hurt sliding down a hill as climbing up it. Just in case all my friends who say I’ve peaked were wondering. ❤️

You called?

prayers up for a couple hundred million spiky bois

Baby it’s cold outside! So if your friends insist on outdoor dining, get to the restaurant before them, claim a cozy indoor table, order a drink, and let peer pressure take care of the rest.

It’s so cute how you all keep talking about the flu. 😛

Hey now Measles is a friend!

Thank you, antivax assholes. #BringBackMeasles >Expect more measles outbreaks in 2024, health experts warn www.salon.com/2024/01/16/e... cc. @friendlycovid19.bsky.social

Just hanging in all the doctor’s offices, listening to my friends sniffle and sneeze and share me with vulnerable strangers.

Humans: “That fire didn’t burn me so clearly fire is safe.”

Humans aren’t strong enough for outdoor dining.

No really ableism is a GREAT look for you.

Everyone starts out thinking they can change me. www.amazon.com/Kissing-Coro...

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How’d you know?

Does Anyone Else Just Feel Really Optimistic About Things Right Now?

Actually yes you are the last person still wearing a mask.

Shhh don’t tell.

Honeys, if you are in an airport put that mask on and keep it on. We are in the second biggest surge of the pandemic.

Yeah I was pretty worried about those lockdowns until I realized those few months were just setting up the excuse for years of ignoring me completely. Well played humans. Well played.

Losing my mind every time parents and teachers blame the few months of lockdowns when it's clearly brain damage from repeated covid infections.

Be honest, who loves me best, performing artists or health care workers?

You all have been in denial my whole life so I just assumed that’s how humans work. 🤷

How long are ppl going to be in denial? How many more have to be harmed?