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Staring directly at the sun.
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Scourged by guilt, I have been impulsively confessing my terrible crimes to everyone around me, the murder, the forged will to get the house... They think it's some sort of increasingly baroque land acknowledgement thing though. I have been promoted to senior management.
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Made up a really annoying game with the baby and now he wants to play it all the time. Truly we forge our own torments.
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Pretending to be a futureless incel loser online to distract me from my loving family and rewarding career.
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Haven't seen any bees for a while. They still around?
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Self-Harm
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I understand there are events in the world right now but please understand there is a little leaf just sitting on my dog's head.
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Waiting under a tree for the rain to pass. Dog has a leaf on her head.
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If you're smug and sententious enough, you actually become wise so as to back it up just automatically. Thus the balance keeps itself.
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The worst part of far-future Dying Earth life has gotta be the planning restrictions on any kind of underground works. Gene Wolfe didn't talk about the Citadel's heritage zoning because it'd be too depressing.
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the trees are whispering overhead. "open him," they're saying. "he doesn't belong here. slice him sideways. count his rings"
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If I forget you, Breakfast, let my right hand forget its skill. Let my afternoon be lost to sleepiness if I forget you, Breakfast, if I turn to a heavy lunch.
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So many brilliant lives left shrivelled and waste by the twisted ideology of Lunch Thought... mornings lost to shallow flitting from minor task to minor task, afternoons lost to sleepiness... how long, how long until we remember Breakfast?
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I want a chance to hit someone with a "Well met, traveller". I want it to feel natural, to be received as it was intended and for it not to be weird.
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The duality relation between emotional problems and political beliefs leads to a great contradiction: mistaking your depression for a politics >>> mistaking your resentment for a politics >>> mistaking your paranoid delusions for a politics >>>, somehow, mistaking your depression for a politics
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Getting spinal brackets installed and flooding my brain with pressure-resistent gel so my nervous system can withstand more than an hour within the borders of the state government's new Innovation Precinct.
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Shaken with convulsions and a boiling brain as I step over the border into the state government's new Innovation Precinct.
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woah... the new Democratic nominee is... a Gray Catbird???
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My disgraced lawyer, Ethical Jim Harwood, revealed as his deception was uncovered that his full name is in fact Norman Ethical James Harwood. Nobody really got it, and when he explained it we all thought it was stupid.
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Baby screams inconsolably when I try any activities other than sitting on the porch, watching the rain.
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we only need to rest because when the sun goes down we lose its animative charge. the only remedy is a daily practice of sungazing. stare at the sun. defeat sleep for eternal wakefulness
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It is said that the ancients were a powerful race, with technologies we can no longer even imagine. It is said they could transform peanuts into a butter.
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it's just so simple to sit behind the crenellated parapet of your castle and fire off little darts at me, isn't it. all so devilishly simple
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News from the outskirts
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Morning fog report: power lines fading into the hill across the railway tracks, crows perching on the lines between exploratory sallies into the grey.
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thirsty? consider this: I've been draining away all the fluid in your body with an unobtrusive pump