my plants after i forget to water them for two weeks: are you mad at me 🥺
my microwave 15 seconds after i've failed to open the door: HEY. HEY. I'VE GOT FOOD IN HERE
(eating a tart blueberry) that sucked. i can do better than that
(eating a sweet blueberry) oouh that was good. i bet the next one will be even sweeter