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MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies WOMAN: Ok *presses button* STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much STRANGER: No, you don't pay WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again* STRANGER: Jesus Christ
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Can I choose? I might pay if I could. Someone I don’t know just means never met, not never heard of, right.
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Make the world a better place AND I finally get paid for it? Damn skippy I'm mashing that button for eventual social equality. It's like having a Death Note without the writer's cramp.
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If I had the Death Note.... oh, I have plans. I have such plans to show the world.