Mary Gillis

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Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase
writer/editor at The Beaverton
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

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God *giggling*: They are gonna be so tiny. Angel *writing*: ants... tiny... got it. God *suddenly tearing up*: but omg so strong.

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*At a party* STRANGER: Are you that guy who brags about weird shit? ME: No I’m the guy who takes the longest baths in the city.

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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

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Another tweet I absolutely love that hasn't been ported here by the author:

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Joe Biden there’s one way to shut up the New York Times

look if this country is going to have insane authoritarian leaders can we at least get one with a little showmanship

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Step down for the birthday boys

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This is the classic rock radio station I would sometimes listen to when I was a kid

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Sorry I armed a group of theoretical physicists with Sharpies and set them loose in your glass pane warehouse.

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Me: I know panty hose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone Bank Teller: So is this not a robbery? Me: No, it is

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so disappointed after seeing this photo & realizing that's a third llama in the back & not the arm of the right llama ringing a little bell

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The interview was going great until my puppet started screaming

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MOUSE: Pull! FROG: (throws a Ritz cracker like a frisbee) MOUSE: (blasts cracker out of the sky with a tiny shotgun)

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MTV, I am Werner Herzog and this is my crib. It is but temporary refuge from nature's fury. The walls were once trees. I made them traitors.

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Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

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Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news

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Oh yeah, could someone with poster's madness do this? *posts so madly the site crashes*

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There's a Small Problem With the AI Industry: It's Making Absolutely No Moneyfuturism.com AI is not making money for investors which may be connected to businesses having trouble adopting the technology.

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Many landlords are ignoring the legislation at their facilities, leaving seniors facing annual cost increases of up to 24 per cent, says new report.

B.C. seniors advocate seeks tenancy protection for residents of retirement homesdlvr.it Many landlords are ignoring the legislation at their facilities, leaving seniors facing annual cost increases of up to 24 per cent, says new report.

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I think it's neat that British elections have a little Skyrim quest built in

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American streaming companies have filed a request for injunction and judicial review of a new rule in Canada that would require them to set aside 5 percent of their revenue to help fund local news and domestic content output. thedesk.net/news/streami...

Streaming services ask Canadian judge to block rule requiring local news fundingthedesk.net A consortium of streaming companies have filed a legal challenge to a forthcoming rule that requires them to set aside some of their revenue to help fund Canadian local news and content.

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Please think of the dogs this 4th. Like mine, who wanted to open a fireworks stand, but the city will not grant him a permit

Unless the council creates new laws to prevent it, the number of people in Vancouver who will be evicted because old, low buildings with long-time tenants paying half market rates can now be replaced with skyscrapers is going to make our current homelessness and housing crisis pale in comparison.

Vancouver view cone changes create 215 million sq ft of floor area | Urbanizeddailyhive.com City of Vancouver staff are proposing sweeping changes to view cone regulations, which could open up 215 million sq ft of new floor area.