Patrick M.™

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Zach Hyman scored 50 goals.

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Democrats after sitting on their asses for 40 years: "The horse has escaped the barn! How do we fix the barn?!" Republicans after spending 40 years to train a horse to open a barn door: "Fuck yeah! Set the barn on fire! If there's no barn, the horse technically didn't escape anything!"

Just a reminder that Ronald Reagan's administrations pretty much allowed all of *waves hands around the room frenetically* this to happen.

*whistles nonchalantly*

If you see this post a Doc

Welp, I found it. The one picture from my past that will start me bawling instantaneously.

There's one important lesson to be taken from this Cup Final Game 7 result; The only Canadian city which will actively destroy itself after a loss in a Game 7 is Vancouver.

Panthers' going full John Kreese.

LET'S FUCKING GO! Stanley Cup Game 7!

It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits

Stanley Cup Final. Game 7. LET'S FUCKING GO!

Zachary Daiquiri Hyman!

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The Florida Panthers have been outscored 14-4 in the Stanley Cup Finals since Trump endorsed them. #ETTD

Matt Duchene will haunt us all forever. Rightly or wrongly.

His numbers are fucking stupid. His numbers aren't just stupid this playoff run, his numbers are just flat out stupid across his career to date. Can we please stop talking about whether he's the greatest player in the game? Look at the names he's up there with.

Gahtdammit Coachella Valley Firebirds, you had /one job/.

Can we please stop with the whole, "McDavid is one of the best players...." Dude is putting up Gretzky-like numbers in the modern game when nobody should be putting up Gretzky-like numbers. That oughta tell you, he's better than anyone else the sport has ever seen...ever.

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I know she wasn't in the best place personally, but I cannot stop loving Sia's "pre-US" work as some of her best. Quirky, raw, unbelievably arranged and written...and performed. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAgP...

Sia - The Girl You Lost To Cocainewww.youtube.com Sia - The Girl You Lost To Cocaine

Alice in Wet Paper.

Make a band milder: Purple Girls

And. That. Is. How. You. Do. That.

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Updated GoFundMe fundraising goal for one of the best people on these here internets! gofund.me/158520a7

this is INSANE. i'm at a loss for words! thank you all so much 😭😭😭

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I do appreciate TNT pulling McDavid hounding Tanev highlight for that turnover. It shows his ridiculous speed.

I've been watching hockey for well over 40 years. There has not been, nor likely will there ever be, a player like McDavid in the remainder of this century.

Pretty sure every CHiPs episode formula was; 1. ) Find some women who will run around bra-less. 2.) Have that one car jump over at least two other cars during that crash. 3.) Find some way for Ponch and/or John to have a love intereest. 4.) Freeze frame moments of humor on closing credits.

Star Kerfuffles.

The Below-Average Witch

Why yes I am a full-stack developer...OF NOISE!

"Not everything is an attack on me." "Not everything is an attack on me." "Not everything is an attack on me." "Not everything is an attack on me." "Not everything is an attack on me." "Not everything is an attack on me." "Not everything is an attack on me." "Not everything is an attack on me" ....

It’s the most, wonderful time of the year… Cooper River Salmon season!

When your re-watching of CHiPs delivers a weird bit of trivia.