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Is this the only kind of mustard you have?
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Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
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Nooo! U didn't say that did you 😜
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[me, not yet fully awake] …pay Groupon?
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Like dude, I feel so judged right now. If you've got a problem with my house, go burglarize my perfect neighbour's house with their perfect lawn! Gawd, some people.
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Some thief was there before you, actually
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That's what they'd do to me.
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Cut to 15 minutes later, I'm making them a snack, telling them where valuables are, trying to win them over.